Kevin McGrath, a modern day bandit, has somehow managed to escape arrest over thirty times, and even worse, no one is entirely sure how he manages to do it. He makes things easy enough–robbing banks without even a mask, getting away with the cash on the same motorcycle each time, but the officers who pursue him…well, when they inevitably catch up to him at the seedy motel he holes up in, well, strange things start to happen.

He never resists arrest, but as soon as the men approach him, the find themselves impossibly attracted to the outlaw, and the longer they remain near him, the more thy change. Those who get away after a few minutes tend to quit the force, becoming rough leather cop masters at local gay bars, but on the few occasions that they end up spending the night with McGrath…

Well, it’s a bit different each time. One officer was found in the hotel room, wearing only a leather harness, bound up, his asshole so loose he couldn’t close it, begging the men who found him to fist him like the pig he was. In another case, the officer was found stuffing himself with food, after gaining three hundred pounds over night. McGrath hasn’t struck a bank in the last few months, so he’s probably planning his next heist, and who knows what might happen to the men who pursue him this time.

How many loads had it been now? He could remember counting to eight hours ago, but Grandpa’s balls still hadn’t run dry. He licked at them, his own cock rock hard. He could almost taste the sweet cum inside them, and he was growing hungry again.

Running his hands over his furry belly, he could almost remember what it had been like to have abs, to have been hairless, no beard, a full head of hair, but he was a daddy now, and he never wanted to go back.

“Still want more, Grandson? Well, maybe Son at this point, eh? Well, alright, go ahead–suck me off again, if you want.”

Son, yeah, he was old enough to be his son,now, wasn’t he? He eagerly wrapped his lips around his Daddy’s cock and started sucking down his seed, his stomach gurgling and surging as it started to expand.

“Yeah, look at that belly grow, we’re gonna have you big and plump like a proper daddy here in a second, then we can play with your fat while you jack off. Now, how big? I’m thinking the big 400, yeah, what a big fucking daddy you’re gonna be, or maybe even a granddad like me…”

Gator Nights

Commissioned by Anonymous

Warning: Contains furry TF (gator), watersports, raunch and incest. Don’t like it? Don’t read it.

***

“Nonsense, I insist. Us swamp men git such a bad rap these days. Besides–it’s the middle a the night–the two a ya ain’t goin’ nowhere til mornin’ anyway,” Daryl said, as he turned  the tow truck onto a winding dirt road which wove through the dark swamp, Kent and Howie watching the twisted trees engulf them. Kent and Howie shared a look, but didn’t object. The two frat brothers had been on their way to Spring Break in Miami when their car had broken down out here, somewhere in the swamps of Alabama or Mississippi. Luckily, there had been a gas station within a short walk, but the only tow truck who would come out to meet them was a local who’d come rumbling up after dusk, and he’d been everything Kent and Howie hadn’t wanted. Big beard, hefty gut, missing and rotten teeth, bad BO, grimy clothes–but they hadn’t had much of a choice, and so all three of them had climbed into the cab together and off they’d gone. Now, however, it looked like they were going to lose at least a day, if not more, depending on how long it might take to have their car fixed by a mechanic.

The drive down the road took around half an hour of uncomfortable silence, Daryl occasionally trying to make small talk–asking where the boys were from and where they were going, who they might be meeting, but neither Kent nor Howie felt like sharing more than the most basic information, until all that was left were the sounds of the swamp outside the truck windows. Even if it was early spring, the air was still hot and quite humid, neither of which helped with the stink rolling off Daryl. Howie was getting the worst of it, having taken the middle seat, but Kent, with his head nearly out the window, gave his friend as much space as he could.

It was a relief when they saw the lights through the trees. The building was something between a shack and a house–large, but still rather ramshackle, established but uncared for. On three sides, it was flanked by water–the road being the only way out. Daryl parked the truck and the three of them hopped out, Howie the most eager to get away from Daryl so he could breathe again.

“God damn, that guy smells like ass!” he said to Kent, quietly, but not quiet enough that Daryl couldn’t hear him on the other side, and Kent elbowed him in the side, reminding him to be at least a little polite. After all, Daryl was now their only ticket back to the road, unless they planned on hiking through the swamp all night long.

“Well, thanks for giving us a place to stay, sir,” Kent said, as they followed Daryl to the door.

“Yer welcome,” he said to Kent, “It isn’t much, and it might not be up tah the standards of a couple a city boys like you–” he shot Howie a glare, “But it’s our home.”

“Our home? Who else lives here?” Howie asked.

“Oh, my brother–he’s out at the moment–probably finding some dinner.”

“Where at? There isn’t a store for miles.”

“Oh, the swamp gives us most everything we need,” Daryl said with a grin. “Have a seat boys–I’ll git us some drink. Ya’ll could probably use somethin’ after yer long day.”

Howie and Kent took a seat on the treadbare couch by the banked fire, and Kent said, “You know, you don’t have to be such as asshole.”

“At least I don’t smell like one–I mean, you didn’t have to sit next to the guy dude–it was gross.”

“Still, he’s trying to be nice, and you’re throwing it in his face. Don’t forget we need his help.”

“Yeah, yeah…” Howie said, and leaned back, “What a fucking pain in the ass.”

“You’re the one who didn’t take your car in for an inspection.”

“Oh will you shut up about that? I said I was sorry, alright?”

Kent rolled his eyes, and Daryl came over carrying a ceramic jug in his hand. “Yer both in college, right? I bet ya’ll can drink. This here’s the moonshine mah bro ‘n I brew–I’d like tah know what ya think.”

“Oh, that’s nice, but uh…I’ll pass,” Kent said.

“Well, I’ll take some,” Howie said, and Daryl smirked at him as he handed over the jug. “Alright, well let me see if I can rustle up some grub fer ya. Neither a ya is a vegetarian ‘r anything, right? We only have meat eaters in this here house,” he said with a laugh.

“Dude,” Kent said, as Howie look a drink from the jug, “You know shit like that can kill you, right?”

“Oh? What happened to not throwing people’s generosity back in their face?” Howie said, stuck his tongue out at Kent and drank some more. “It actually isn’t bad–besides, it’s Spring Break! I thought we were going to party?”

“Yeah, with some chicks on Miami Beach, not with these hicks in Buttfuck, Swampland,” Kent said, shifting uncomfortably. “Damn it, I gotta shit.”

“Ha, have fun with that–I don’t think this place has indoor plumbing,” Howie said, then held out the jug, “You sure you don’t want any?”

“Nah, you go ahead–one of us should stay sober around this place I think.”

“Suit yourself.”

Kent got up and walked into the kitchen where Daryl was. “Hey, uh, Sir–where’s the bathroom?”

“I told ya, ain’t no need tah call me sir, boy,” Daryl said, “and we ain’t got no fancy bathroom–just an outhouse out back ya’ll have tah use, though I promise it won’t kill ya.”

Kent felt kind of bad then, realizing he’d been just as much a jerk as Howie had earlier, even if it might have been for a better reason. Still, what could he say? He left, found the back door and headed for the outhouse, leaving Howie inside with Daryl.

“So? What do ya think, boy?” Daryl asked Howie after Kent had left, “You enjoyin’ the drink?” He plopped down on the couch next to Howie, took the jug from his hand and had a swig himself.

“Yeah, it…it isn’t bad…” Howie said, slurring his words a bit, the room swirling awkwardly, “Though it…hits kinda hard…fuck, I think I’m gonna be sick…” He tried to lurch up and make his way outside to puke, but Dylan grabbed his hand and pulled him back down onto the couch. Howie turned to tell the man off, when he say his eyes. His gold irises, and the pupils…were they slits? “Your…eyes are all…weird…” Howie slurred.

“Really boy? Why don’t you keep on looking at them and make sure?”

Howie kept staring into Dylan’s eyes, and he realized, as the room spun around him, what they looked like–they were reptilian. The redneck grinned, showing a few too many pointed teeth, and Howie tried to bolt back, but those eyes–he couldn’t look away from them, and with the room spinning around him he wasn’t sure he could even stand up. “What…what are you? What are…what was that stuff…” Howie slurred, as the tension in his body released, causing him to slump back, though his eyes remained glued to Dylan’s.

“Like I said, it’s just a moonshine me and my brother brew for ourselves…and our family. Now son, you sure are lookin’ uncomfortable, in all of those clothes–how about we do something about that? It’s so hot in here, after all–wouldn’t you be more comfortable naked, with your daddy, just lounging on the couch?” Dylan took one of his hands, the skin cracking apart into scales and already tinged green, the nails now hard, long and black, and started ripping away Howie’s clothes, first his shirt, and then his pants and boxers, Dylan kicking off his shoes and socks, compelled by the redneck’s stare, the gator removing his own clothes as well. “There, isn’t that better?” Dylan asked, putting his arm around Howie’s shoulders, “Just you and yer daddy, hangin’ out?”

“Not…Not my…daddy…” Howie managed to eek out, but he was feeling so strange now. He could feel the liquor pulsing through him, heating him up from the inside, but his throat and mouth were tingling and aching. Dylan took one scaly hand and ran it along Howie’s jawline, smiling watching the young man’s skull start stretching into a snout, the skin growing dry and cracking apart like his own, the teeth multiplying and growing sharper.

“Ha, maybe not yet, son, but soon enough–here, have another drink,” Dylan put the jug to his lips and poured, Howie helpless in his gaze, the heat increasing in his gut, and then he realized that the liquor was doing more to him than making him sick. “Yeah, that’s it. Now, what did you say about yer Pa outside boy? Go ahead and refresh my memory, if ya would.”

“I…I said that you…you smell like ass,” Howie said, and started giggling, the drink slowly choking off his inhibitions and rational thought. Everything just seemed so…easy. He just needed to go with the flow, and have fun, and enjoy himself. “‘Cause you do kinda stink.”

“Ha, yeah, I suppose I do, don’t I?” Dylan said, taking a whiff of his own armpit, “Yeah, I sure do, but ya wanna know somethin’?” he said, then leaned in close to Howie, keeping his eye contact, “I kinda like it, ‘n ya know somethin’ else? I bet a son like you’ll love it too. Yeah, sittin’ next tah me in that truck, drivin’ over here–it was hard to resist just shovin’ that face a yers into my dirty, nasty pit, wasn’t it? I bet my funk had ya hard the whole ride over here, just like it has ya hard right now.”

Howie didn’t know if it was true or not, but in his drunk state he was in no condition to resist. His head just didn’t seem to work right, and he couldn’t quite remember what he’d been doing in the truck. Still, he was hard now, wasn’t he? And he could smell Dylan, and…and he did smell rank, but it was kind of…good? He kind of liked it? Dylan wrapped his scaly hand around Howie’s cock and started stroking it slowly, making the boy moan loudly, and watched his last bit of resistance crumble, as he lurched over and started licking out his armpit.

“Yeah, that’s good son–just let go ‘n trust yer Pa–I wouldn’t steer you wrong after all. You love my fuckin’ stink so much–just enjoy it.”

Howie felt his face ache as his bones stretched and grew, his snout crammed into Dylan’s pit, the rest of his body slowly catching up as the liquor flooded his system. His skin was the most noticeable, as his belly slowly dried out, the skin darkening, and his vision blurred slightly as his eyes changed to match Dylan’s…no his…Pa’s? What was wrong with him? He needed to get out of here, but he loved licking out Pa’s pits so much, and now Pa was running his claws along the base of the shaft of his cock and it felt so damn good, maybe he could just stick around for…a bit longer.

“Heh, so I smell like ass, eh? Well, I suppose it’s a good thing I have a boy who loves ass stink then, eh?” Dylan said, “You wanna clean yer Pa’s ass son? We ain’t got no toilet paper, so I sure could use a good cleanin’ back there. I know how much ya love cleanin’ up yer daddy’s rear end. Go on, lay down on the floor there.”

He had to help Howie up of the couch, and he didn’t have much choice but to lay down, since his head was spinning too wildly for him to stand for long. Looking up from the floor he saw that Dylan had fully transformed, a nearly seven foot tall, chubby gatorman standing over him, looking down at his son over his fat gut, long tail swinging behind him, and then he straddled Howie’s head and sat down on his face. The stench was horrendous, but no longer disgusting–Howie craved it, and he let out a loud moan as his long tongue started clicking the crack clean, probing his Pa’s hole as the big gator jacked his boy’s cock, giving him words of encouragement, watching Howie’s body continue to shift–growing larger, his fairly healthy gut filling out further, his long, thick tail shoving out of his lower back and down between his legs, his hands and feet thickening, the nails becoming claws, and he idly wondered what was taking the other boy so much time in the outhouse–and what was taking Al, his brother, so long in the swamp?

***

Kent wasn’t going to have that–no way, no how. The outhouse was filthy–little more than a hole in the ground, and on closer inspection, he saw that there wasn’t even anything for him to wipe with. Instead, he hiked over to the road, deciding he might as well drop his pants and do his business over there, and just use some leaves to wipe out in the dark. Unfortunately, he hadn’t expected the land to drop off into the water quite as fast as it did, and Kent tumbled down the slope and right into the murky water below, where he came up sputtering and grasping for earth. He scrambled up onto a sandbar, sopping wet, and looked around for the light of the shack, but there was nothing–just darkness. He couldn’t even tell where he’d fallen in, or where the road was. He shivered, and but there was nothing he could use to warm up, and he hunkered down for a moment to figure out what to do.

As he crouched, he realized just how loud the swamp around him was–but rather than being much of a comfort, he found it was only fueling his imagination. He pulled his phone from his pocket and was relieved when it lit up, allowing him to illuminate a small area around him. He swung it around to the side, looking for the slope up the road, but froze when the blue light illuminated something which quickly slithered out of sight and back into the darkness.

He froze, and after a few moments, his phone light went out, plunging him back into darkness, but now he was listening even more intently than before, for any sign that what he’d seen might be approaching him, swimming towards him. Had he even seen anything? Had he just imagined it? Maybe it was just a shadow, or a branch, or–

“What’s wrong little boy–what’re ya doin’ down here?” a voice said behind him, sounding so close that he was certain something’s claws were about to rip into him. The voice–it wasn’t human. It had an almost serpentine quality to it, and Kent nearly bolted back out into the water, but held himself perfectly still instead. It had to be his imagination. There weren’t really swamp monsters or anything like that, those were just tall tales.

“It’s just my imagination, he whispered to himself, “there aren’t really monsters, I’m just hearing things.”

“Oh trust me, I’m as real as you are, boy,” the voice said again, “Here, let me show ya…”

This time, he did feel the claws on him, grabbing the cloth of his shirt and ripping it off his body. Kent screamed then, and flung himself into the water, but the beast was on him before he could even start paddling, fat scaly arms wrapping their way around him, and he thought it was going to drag him under water. “Oh, don’t worry boy–I’m not ready tah kill ya yet, I like tah play with mah food first…” the voice said, and a hot, slimy tongue scraped its way across Kent’s face, and he felt something firm pressing against his asshole.

“Howie! Dylan! Help!” Kent called out, hoping his friend and the redneck would hear him, and to his surprise, a moment later the beast released his grip, allowing Kent to wriggle away and swim forward, scrambling up the slope which he crested and saw the shack right in front of him. Safe–he was safe. He ran for the door and burst inside, still sopping wet, but stopped short when he saw the scene in the living room.

“Gonna fart boy–ya wanna smell yer daddy’s ass gas?”

“Oh fuck yeah, daddy–give it to me! Give it to me!”

Howie–it was Howie’s voice–almost. That same hiss, and Kent went around the couch just as Dylan ripped off a wet fart right in Howie’s face, the younger gator sighing and shooting his second load of the night all over his new gut, Dylan rubbing his son’s gator cum into his scales, and using it to lubricate his cock as he jacked off, and he looked over at Kent, those gold irises, and he wanted to run, he really did, but he couldn’t move. Paralyzed with fear, he felt an odd warmth in his crotch, and he realized that the piss he’d been holding in had released, forming a small puddle around his feet on the floor.

“Heh, Dylan, what did I tell ya ‘bout bringin’ more guys intah the family?” the voice from the swamp said behind Kent, and if he could have turned around, he would have found himself face to face with Al, Dylan’s older brother, his beard and scales gleaming with swamp water.

“I’m sorry bro–but I was horny, ‘n this boy a mine said I smell like ass.”

“Ya do smell like ass, Dylan.”

“Well I know that! But it was the way he said it, Al–I just thought I’d teach ‘em a lesson is all, ‘n he’s doin’ real good now, ain’t ya son?”

“Oh yeah daddy, give me another fart daddy–they smell so good…”

“See he’s fine,” Dylan said, patting Howie’s belly, “This one though–I figured we’d just eat ‘em. He didn’t want any moonshine–he was afraid it’d make ‘em sick,” Dylan said.

“Ha, well he was right, wasn’t he?” Al said, “putting his clawed hand on Kent’s shoulder. He was still caught up in Dylan’s gaze, but Al turned him around and caught him up in his own, “Still, this one’s smarter than that one–smart enough to be scared,” Al said, sniffing the air, “though doesn’t smell like you could hold it in, eh?”

“Please…please don’t eat me,” Kent managed to stutter out.

“Aww, but you’d be so delicious,” Al said, grinning, “Yer gonna have tah give me some good reason not tah–show ya can be useful…” The hand on Kent’s shoulder pushed him down, and his knees buckled, bringing him face to face with Al’s thick, scaly cock and full balls. He didn’t want to, but what choice did he have? He tentatively took the head of the gatorman’s cock in his mouth, and was caught off guard when Al wrapped a hand around the back of his head and drove it down his throat. Kent tried to pry himself off, but he was no match for the gator’s raw power, and a moment later, he caught the bitter taste of piss as Al released. “Aw yeah, how about we have one son for the front, and one for the back?” Al said to Dylan, and the two gators laughed, as Kent struggled, trying to gag the piss back up. However, from the burn in his gut, he could tell that the piss he was taking in had a good amount of alcohol in it, and the only place that might have come from was…

“Here, this might help him along too,” Dylan said, getting up off Howie’s face, grabbing the jug and sticking his cock in the neck, filling the half empty container back up with his piss. Al pulled his cock out of Kent’s throat, and he doubled over, sick to his stomach.

“Hey boy,” Al said, and Kent looked up at the big gator looming over him, but for some reason, the big gator wasn’t staying still, as his vision kept spinning. “Here, I bet you’re real thirsty, aren’t you? Yeah, this’ll help ya become a big man like me and yer Uncle Dylan, drink up.”

He felt so weak. He knew he shouldn’t drink it, that he should fight back, but when Al helped him up and Dylan put the jug up to his lips, he started drinking anyway, both of the gators giving him plenty of encouragement, telling him how much he loved drinking piss, how much he loved pleasing his family and didn’t want to disappoint them. Soon Kent had drained the jug, his face already starting to reshape, and he licked his lips, before Al shoved his cock back down Kent’s throat, face fucking him while Howie crawled over and resumed licking Dylan’s ass.

“Nah son,” Dylan said, pulling Howie back, “I got somethin’ else fer ya to do. All that hole lickin’ has got me all excited–how about ya fuck daddy’s hole like a real man?” Dylan sat on the couch, his legs up and tail down, giving Howie permission to ram his rock hard cock up his new daddy’s ass. “Aw yeah, that’s it son, how’s it feel tah have yer cock up yer daddy’s hole?”

“Feels…feels great daddy, oh fuck…” Howie moaned, driving his cock in deeper.

“Ha, look at those two go, son–” Al said, but Kent couldn’t see anything beyond the underside of his own daddy’s gut. “Aw yeah, just lookin’ at those two fuck–can’t fuckin’ hold it–” He pulled his cock out of his son’s maw and with a couple of strokes shot his load all over Kent’s face, before getting down and licking it off with his slimy tongue, Kent groaning as his bones shifted and grew, his skin turning scaly and a deep green just like his daddy’s.

“Yeah, that’s it son!” Dylan growled, “Shoot yer fuckin’ load deep in yer daddy’s hole!”

Howie , snorting and grunting, slammed his cock in deeper and deeper, before unleashing his own load up Dylan’s ass. Kent looked at Howie and couldn’t really recognize him anymore–his goofy demeanor was replaced by–this hunger, and licking his lips, Howie got down on his knees and started licking Dylan’s ass, felching his own cum from the loose hole.

“Yeah son, you like watching your big cousin go to town on your uncle like that, don’t you?” Al said, and Kent looked up at his Pa, finding himself enraptured with those gold iris once more.

“No, please…please don’t do this.”

“Oh, don’t be such a fucking weakling–be more like your cousin! In fact, since he’s a few years older than you, I suppose you probably do everything he says. Yeah, you’re gonna be the baby of the family I think–hell, you can’t even control your own piss.” With a groan, Kent felt something shoot out of his cock, and it was so pleasurable he thought it was an orgasm at first, but the stench of urine hit his nostrils a second later, and he realized he’d pissed uncontrollably for the second time that evening. “Oh, what a naughty fuckin’ gator–get down there and clean up your mess, son.”

Humiliated, Kent got down and started lapping up his own piss, but it tasted so good he didn’t really complain. Besides, his Pa was right, he was the baby of the family, not that he minded. It meant he got fucked more than anyone else, and he did love getting fucked…right? Some other voice was telling him to resist, but it was slowly being devoured alive by his new instincts. Family came first, and he needed to obey his family if he wanted to grow up big and strong like Pa, Unc and Howie.

Howie finished cleaning his own Pa’s hole out, and stood up, strutting over to where Kent was on his hands and knees, and started pissing on him, Dylan joining his son a moment later, the two sharing a kiss while the soaked him down. It was too much for Kent, who felt his cock unload again–this time a wad of gator cum into the puddle of piss growing underneath him, which he happily lapped up as well, his head dimming as thinking became more and more difficult. When he sat back a few minutes later, the floor clean, he was just another gator–a bit smaller than chubbier than the rest of his family, and let out a loud, satisfied belch.

“Well boys, that was damn hot, but it’s a bit too late for boy’s like you to be up. Besides, I think you’re daddies need some alone time,” Al said, groping his brother’s ass. “Why don’t the two of you bunk up together in the bedroom tonight? We’re gonna have to expand the house again, dang it.”

Kent and Howie headed into the large bedroom, and before Kent knew what was happening, Howie had him bent over the side of the bed and was shoving his tongue deep into his asshole. He shivered, and couldn’t resist pushing back, eager for his big cousin to fuck him with his big cock. Still, doubts lingered, but he could already tell they would be gone by morning. Besides, he was so happy here, with his family. The swamp was his home–and he never wanted to leave.

Shave and a Haircut

Commissioned by Anonymous

The bells above the door gave a dry jangle as the door opened, and Nick stepped into the barber shop. It was late afternoon, and the dust on the windows and in the air could be seen clearly in the evening light, giving him the odd impression that he’d stepped into a sepia photograph. The small room was empty for a few moments, until an older man stepped out from the backroom, the sleeves of his button up shirt rolled up to the elbows, wearing a red and white bow tie matching the barber pole which had initially caught Nick’s attention outside. “Good afternoon, my boy–here for a haircut?” the man asked.

“Oh, well, no…” he said, looking around. He’d really only been interested in the older building’s facade, and had stepped inside to see if there had been any odd details inside which might be worth seeing. “No, I’m an architect–the facade caught my eye, and I thought I’d just take a look around inside, if you don’t mind.”

The older man shrugged, “You’re welcome to look around, if you’d like. Though if you change your mind, just say the word, and we can tackle…that.”

The smile that followed was genuine enough to disarm the slight insult, and Nick ran his hand through his hair, which hovered somewhere between disheveled and neck length. When was the last time he’d gotten it cut? He didn’t know–he avoided getting it done, really. It always felt like a chore, and it didn’t help that he never really knew what he wanted. Still, he had the feeling that he ought to say something–defend himself and his look–but the man had already turned around and gone into the back, leaving Nick alone in the front room.

He looked around, happy to see that details from the past design had been cared for, rather than removed and updated into a mish-mash of styles, like so many other older buildings in the city. Still, the same thing which had drawn his attention to the building in the first place was felt inside as well. The facade, while old, was difficult to place in time. Not quite Art Deco, not quite Streamline Moderne, with odd Nouveau touches throughout. It was old, and yet at the same time, oddly timeless. As he looked around, he caught sight of himself in the mirror, blushed and looked away, feeling a bit silly after the barber’s earlier comment. He did look like a mess, he realized, and certainly less than professional. He really should do something with it, but…what? He hated most styles that were popular these days, and the necessity of upkeep just bored him. He wasn’t a model, and he had no real interest in looking like one.

He walked back, found the barber at a small desk working with some receipts. “Pardon me, but do you know when this building was built?”

“I don’t, actually,” the barber said, “I inherited the space here from my father, but I’m fifty-six, and it was well established when I was a boy, if that helps. Still, even if it is old, it has a certain charm, don’t you think?” He rifled through some papers on his desk and came up with a photograph, “Here–this is my father out in front. I was about…twelve or so when that picture was taken, I believe.”

Nick took the old photograph and took a look at the older gentleman in the photo, the young boy standing next to him. He looked like a character who did not have much patience for play or small talk. Not necessarily mean, though perhaps a bit aloof. The beaming boy next to him seemed happy enough holding his hand. He handed the photograph back after a few more moments. “Nice looking man.”

“He certainly was–where do you think I got my own style?” the barber said, “Can’t say much for fashion these days–all these young men with their hair down to their collars…”

Nick brushed a hand through his own, “This isn’t a style–I just never get it cut is all.” he looked around the room, hoping to change the subject, “It’s funny, the whole building is an odd mix of styles–I’m having a hard time placing it in a period.”

“Well, I’m sorry I can’t be of more help with that.”

“I can find the blueprints and look it up, I suppose,” Nick said with a smile, “Sorry to interrupt your work–I’ll be on my way.”

“Don’t worry sir, it’s…refreshing to see a young man like yourself interested in something so old,” he said, getting up and following Nick to the front door, “Now, are you sure you won’t take me up on my offer?”

Nick paused at the door, blushing again. “Is it really that bad?”

“I’m not one to judge modern tastes,” he replied simply, but after a moment more, added, “But…I think you could do much better.”

Nick looked at the clock on the wall–he’d left work early so he had time to kill, and no plans for the rest of the evening. Who knows? Maybe the barber could work some magic on him that the chain salons couldn’t. “Why not?” he replied, stepping back from the door, and followed the barber over to a chair, sat down and allowed the man to throw a cape over him and secure it around his neck.

“So then, my boy, what shall we do with this?” the barber asked, running his hand through Nick’s hair, “First, when was the last time you had it cut?”

“I don’t know–a few months?”

The barber gave a whistle, “Sounds like someone doesn’t like going to the barber.”

Nick sighed, looking at himself in the mirror. It was impossible, he hated it, he sometimes just wished it was all gone. “You’re right, I don’t. I never know what I want my hair to look like, I never see a style I like on anyone these days, and I usually just end up with, well, a mop.”

The barber smiled again, that same genuine grin, and something about it made Nick smile too–it was infectious. “Still, I’m not the one who can decide here–it’s your hair after all. There’s nothing you want to do with it? Nothing at all? No one who’s hair you like?”

“No one my age, at least,” Nick said, and then blushed when he realized what he’d said.

The barber pushed on, “Well, maybe instead of asking what you want your hair to look like, lets take a step back. What sort of person do you want to look like? How do you want people to perceive you? My father always said that the hair the foundation for a man–it can speak volumes about us, if we let it–and while it might sound a bit egotistical, I regard myself as a master craftsman.”

Nick grinned, but thought back to the old photograph he’d seen in the office. The barber’s father had seemed confident, though maybe a bit strict.

“You know, I bet that a slightly…more conservative look might look nice on you,” the barber said, “Something to help you look a bit older–more established.”

“No, I couldn’t pull off something like that.”

“Ha, well, not normally, but I am a master,” the barber said, “I’m sure that in my hands, it will turn out splendidly.”

“Look, I just don’t think that’s what I’m looking for.”

The barber looked up into the mirror, meeting Nick’s eyes, and said, “I saw how you were looking at my father in that photograph–don’t you think he looked impressive? Important? Certainly no someone who could be ignored, or pushed aside. Isn’t that what you want? Or do you want to be ignored? Seen as someone who can’t even keep himself in order? If that’s what you want, you might as well just walk out the door now with that mop of yours.”

The barber went to unfasten the cape, but Nick spoke, “No, no…I mean, I do want all those things, it’s just…”

“Just what?”

How could Nick put into words what he was feeling? There was truth to what the barber was saying–that was the kind of man he wanted to be, he just didn’t know, well, how to get there. Still, he was a master barber–maybe it would be better to just trust him. “Look…you’re right. That is the sort of man I want to be, but I don’t know what kind of hairstyle would be best…you’re the barber, why don’t you just do what you think would be best for me?”

“If that’s what you would like.”

“It is, I think. You seem to know what I want better than I do, anyway,” Nick said with a grin, but when the barber failed to smile, he just turned and faced the mirror. The barber worked in relative silence for a few minutes and Nick found himself losing focus and daydream a bit. He wondered what sort of cut the barber might have in mind for him–after all, it wasn’t exactly easy to just make someone look older with a haircut. Usually it was age that forced men’s hands, not the other way around. He looked up from where he’d been staring at the cape and gave a start when he saw himself in the mirror, the barber pulling back the shears. “Careful–no sudden movements. I don’t want to cut you.”

“What…What are you doing?”

“You asked me to give you the cut I thought you should have, didn’t you?”

Nick just stared at his head in the mirror. Literally, his head. The barber had somehow culled back his hairline several inches, the bald pate shining through, the rest of his hair pulled down against his scalp, and he just gaped.

“If you don’t like it, I can always change it back–it’s just, this is the man you said you wanted to be. No worries, we can find a different look for you, though I don’t think it will suit you as much,” the barber said, and started combing his hair back up.

“No,” Nick said, surprising himself with the confidence in his voice, “No…No, I like it…Just…” Nick paused, and the barber waited for a few moments. When Nick said nothing else, he took that as a sign of acceptance, and he continued his work.  Nick was now fully absorbed in what was happening. He didn’t know how the barber was doing it–he still was wielding nothing more than a comb, shears, and a bottle of water, but right before his eyes, his hair was vanishing. Even more amazing, he actually looked, well, bald. Like his hair was actually gone, and then he realized that it really was gone. That somehow the barber was actually balding him, and the excited chill that ran down his spine was something he’d never felt before. It looked right. It looked…like him, like who he’d wanted to be.

“Now, how about we add a little grey?” the barber asked, “Right here at the temples. It helps make a man more distinguished I think. Is that something you’d be interested in?”

“Isn’t…Isn’t it bad enough to be bald?”

“”Bad to be bald? My boy, if you don’t like the cut, you should have let me fix it. I’m afraid it’s much too late to turn back now.”

It was, wasn’t it? Nick just stared at his head, still unable to believe what he’d allowed the barber to do to him. And yet…it wasn’t all that bad, really. He did look…distinguished, and confident. It took a confident man to show off his baldness like that after all, and maybe…maybe a bit of grey would improve the look. “I think…you’re right.”

“Very well…sir,” the barber said, Nick blushing as the man, with a few comb throughs, pulled the color from his temples, giving Nick two patches of grey on the sides of his head. After a couple more minutes, the barber inspected his work, and then picked up a jar of pomade, and started combing it into Nick’s remaining hair, matting it down into a shiny slick back, his bald crown shiny and beautifully displayed. The result was amazingly natural, if it hadn’t been paired with Nick’s still young face. “Alright,” the barber said, picking up a hand mirror and positioning it so Nick could see the back, “How does that look to you?”

“Wait,” Nick said, looking at himself in the mirror. “I can’t…I mean, is that…it?”

“Oh, would you like more?” the barber asked, “I suppose I can pull it back a bit further, and grey it out a bit more, though I fear it might drift past distinguished and make you look, somewhat weak. However, if that’s what you would like–”

“No!” Nick said, “No, the hair–just leave the hair, I mean…” he said, staring at his reflection, “God, I look like…like my dad or something.”

“I wouldn’t consider that an insult, necessarily. More men ought to look to their elders for direction. Now, if you are satisfied with the cut, that will be twenty pounds for a cut and style.”

“No, I mean–” Nick said, but his voice cut out for a moment. “What am I even saying, this is crazy–I don’t want to be bald, I don’t want to look like this.”

The barber let the silence hang for a moment in the air, “But look at yourself now. Don’t you already look more powerful? More in charge? More confident? I mean, there are still some issues, sure.” The barber took his hands and laid them on Nick’s shoulders over the cape, “I mean, that face of yours–it lacks experience. This body doesn’t show any signs of a man set in his ways. And don’t even get me started on these clothes you young men wear these days. Preposterous. Here, you know what would help? A shave.” The barber wet a boar bristle shaving brush under the tap and started foaming up a shaving mug.

“No, look, I don’t,” Nick said, and when he said no the barber stopped.

“I thought this is what you wanted,” the barber said, “if not, then you can leave anytime. I’m not keeping you here.” He stepped back from the chair, and Nick thought about it. He could just leave. He could have left at anytime, and yet…he was still here. And he did…sort of like the hair. The barber had been right, it did look good on him, or it would look good on him in forty more years. But it wasn’t the hair that scared him, it was losing…he didn’t know what the barber might do to him next. And yet, part of him wanted to know, wanted to experience it. He stared at his face, wondering what he might look like when the barber finished, and gave a nod. “A–Alright.”

“Very good, sir, with your permission,” the barber said, tilted the chair back and foamed up Nick’s cheeks, before meticulously scraping it away with a straight razor. Nick couldn’t see anything with the chair back, but he noticed than the barber left his lip unshaved. When he finished, he expected the man to sit him back up, but after rubbing down his cheeks with a block of alum, he relathered Nick’s cheeks and shaved him again, against the grain, before wrapping his entire face and head in a hot, steamed towel, leaving him there for several minutes. After the towel was unwrapped, he finished him off with some talcum powder and a strong smelling aftershave, before finally lifting the chair back up, and allowing Nick a view of his face.

He gasped–that couldn’t be him in the mirror, could it? His face was so soft–no, not soft–fat. His cheeks were very large, but from the jowls and laugh lines, anyone who saw him would think him at least in his fifties, and the wrinkles and crow’s feet around his eyes didn’t help either. The only place that hair remained on his face was in a thick, bushy moustache covering his lip, meticulously trimmed, and lightly grey, matching his temples.

“Well sir? How does it look.”

“It looks…marvelous…” Nick said, and it was the truth. He looked better than he’d ever looked in his life, even if he could have passed for his father. As he stared at himself in the mirror, he felt a strange stir in the crotch of his pants–his cock was hardening. He blushed, a light red gracing his cheeks as he tried to regain control of himself. Had looking at this fat, older face actually turned him on? What was happening to him? He raised his hands and rubbed his cheeks, scratching his mustache  still unable to believe it was real.

“I’m glad you approve–very few barbers can give a gentleman a proper shave anymore,” the barber said, discarding the towel.

A gentleman–he looked like a gentleman, didn’t he? His cock was hardening still, and Nick didn’t know what to do. The barber stepped over and removed the cape from around Nick’s neck, and he grimaced when he saw the clothes he was wearing. They were trying so hard to be important, to be noticed–it was rather embarrassing. “I really should find something else to wear, shouldn’t I?” Nick said, mostly to himself.

“I suppose I could help with that, if you’d like,” the barber said, as Nick stood up from the chair. “I agree that these clothes aren’t befitting a man of your stature and maturity.”

The flattery stirred something in Nick again, and he realized he liked this. He could be important now, he could be noticed, if he had the right look. “A suit, I think.”

“Ah, a suit–but what kind of suit? Certainly nothing too modern for a conservative man like yourself,” the barber said, and Nick watched the clothes on his body ripple from where the barber’s rested his hand on his shoulder, becoming a fine cotton dress shirt and highwaisted navy slacks with fishtail backs, the braces crawling up his back and down the front, before a jacket appeared out of this air around him, his shoes darkening into black dress shoes shined to shimmering, and last, a regimental tie growing down from his collar stopping right at his waist, cinched tight to his neck, the starched collar comfortably rigid, forcing his head up to a haughty height. He looked…distinguished, and already older than before, just because of the classic look. No one wore suits like this anymore, or at least no one his age–his old age. He was becoming an anachronism, and he felt pleasure shoot through him again, as he ran his hand along the fine fabrics. “How…how much did this cost? I could never afford something like this.”

“On the contrary, the man you were could never have afforded this suit. But you are a man of power and authority, and with those qualities come wealth…and pride. It feels good, doesn’t it? These fabrics on your skin? You can’t imagine ever wearing something of lesser quality, I’m sure. Don’t be shy–enjoy them–they’re designed for more than looks–good clothing ought to have a certain…feel as well, don’t you agree?”

They did feel divine, and Nick realized that from now on, this would be his standard attire. This is what he’d wear everyday for the rest of his life, and it looked good. It felt right, sensual even, and he realized his cock was fully hard, bulging out the front of the tailored trousers. The barber didn’t appear to have noticed, and Nick suppressed a blush–after all, there wasn’t anything wrong with enjoying his clothes. Still, while it looked good–it still didn’t look right. His body–it wasn’t the right body, not the body he needed to have, this slim, slender form. It didn’t look like a body of age, or privilege, or excess, or pride. “Bigger. I need to be bigger.”

“Bigger? Bigger how?”

“Fatter. I…I don’t know. Bigger, I don’t…no one would listen to me, looking like this, how could I dominate a boardroom when I’m this skinny?”

“A boardroom? I think you’re shooting too low myself. Still, you’re right, aren’t you? Someone as skinny as you are couldn’t possibly be someone with real authority. You have no presence at all–people would be more inclined to just ignore you. Let’s see what we can do about that.” Nick’s frame started filling out, a soft gut pushing out the belly of his suit, his trousers pulling themselves up over his apron, giving him a belly that spoke of wealth and privilege. He was a man who wanted for nothing, and his pants filled in as well, thighs thickening, chest and arms growing heavy, but something else was changing–he could feel a slight pressure from the barber’s hand, pushing him down, making him shorter. 

“What are you doing?” Nick asked, “I don’t want to be short!”

“Oh?” the barber said, letting off, “I simply thought that, well, you are rather imposing, sir.”

“Imposing is good…isn’t it?” Nick said, suddenly not so sure.

“Well, I suppose it can be, but do you want men to respect you, or respect your size?” Nick thought for a moment, and the barber continued. “Besides, all good men need a…flaw of sorts. Something to help put their inferiors at ease, a quality that can appeal to the common man. You wouldn’t want to seem too out of touch with the lower classes after all.”

Nick let out a bit of a grunt, “Fine, I suppose you have a point.” The barber resumed his pressure, and Nick started shrinking–not substantially, not so much that he would be easily ignored or disregarded, but enough to appear–humble, even if he would be nothing of the sort. His height would be a weapon, something to catch his enemies off guard. He would appear unassuming, a fat, jovial man who knew how to wield the avenues of power with an iron hand. he would rule–he would lead–it was his right, his privilege. He was so hard now–so excited, his face reddening as it fattened further, his chin billowing out before settling upon the knot of his tie. He was so powerful–how could he not lust after himself?

“Seems like vanity comes naturally to someone as confident as you,” the barber said, coming up behind him, “Go on–I know how much you want to pleasure yourself. That suit had you all hot and bothered, and now that look in your eyes…No one will ever know if you…indulge for a moment.”

Nick licked his lips, unzipped the trousers and pulled out his dick–his thick, long dick–apparently the barber had been busy down there as well, and started stroking it slowly, never taking his eyes off himself, running his free hand over his beautiful new clothing still listening to what the barber was saying, describing really. His life, the barber was giving him a history, or rather, guiding Nick–no not Nick–Nick was too young. Guiding Nicholas into crafting his own past. How he’d come from old money–very old money–being sent of to be educated at the finest schools–an Etonian and then off to Cambridge–both of them inflating his sense of superiority, however, deeper within him was a desire to serve his country. After training at Sandurst, he entered the army as an officer, but in the army he realized his real pleasure wasn’t serving–it was leading. Government–that was what he sought, and with his family background, and wasn’t difficult to find a high ranking position within the Tory party. He came, shooting his load onto the floor in front of him, and shook his head, almost as though he were waking from a dream, and tucked his cock back into his trousers.

“That will be thirty pound for the cut, style and shave, sir,” The barber said, and Nicholas turned to him, almost as though he were just noticing him, his posture still rigid from his army days.

“Oh, ah yes, a wonderful job as always, my good man. I can’t seem to find anyone who can do a proper job on my hair like you.”

“Most barbers these days simply don’t know how to treat a fellow gentleman,” the barber said with a wink, and Nicholas let out a booming laugh.

“Indeed! And here, a bit extra for you,” he said, adding a five pound note to the amount he handed the barber.

“You’re too kind sir.”

“Oh nonsense–better give it to a man who has earned it than the ruffians on welfare running amok on the streets–the hooligans.”

“Ah, yes–the world has changed, I suppose.”

“Well, then we’ll just have to change it back I suppose,” Nicholas said, giving the barber a nudge, “It takes a strong man to stand in the way of change.”

“Well the Tories have my vote, as always.”

“And I thank you for it,” Nicholas said, “Now I must be off, have a good evening.”

The barber watched the posh MP strut out of the barber shop, proud and self-important, and allowed himself a slight smile, before mopping up around the chair. Things always changed–just not always in the way we expect them to.

Daddysboy43: But I thought you said you wanted to be my daddy?

BearmanXL: I was just—we were just rping, what the—make it stop man, what the fuck is happening to me?

Daddysboy43: Oh yeah, look at that gut grow daddy, you’re gonna be so handsome.

BearmanXL: Wait, you can see me? What the fuck—

Daddysboy43: Oh yeah, I turned on your webcam—I wouldn’t want to miss this. Now, I think cigars…

BearmanXL: I’m not—where the hell did that come from, I don’t—

Daddysboy43: Oh fuck yeah, and a nice grey beard, some suspenders, but I don’t want your clothes fitting, I want you ready to burst out of them any second, oh fuck, that’s right, such a sexy daddy…

BearmanXL: Boy, I’m serious, cut it out.

Daddysboy43: Oh yeah, call me boy, tell me what you want to do to me daddy. I’ve been such a bad boy, haven’t I?

BearmanXL: You sure as fuckin’ hell have been a bad boy, why if…if I was there right now, I’d…oh wait no, this isn’t right…I…

Daddysboy43: What daddy, what would you do to a bad boy like me?

BearmanXL: I’d…fuck, I’d bend you over my knee, and…and pull down your pants and give you a fuckin’ spanking…oh fuck, yeah, I’d pound that fuckin’ ass of yours ‘til it was good ‘n red. That what ya want, boy?

Daddysboy43: Oh yeah daddy, and then what?

BearmanXL: Then I’d pick ya up ‘n throw ya over the bed, yeah, then I’d take my big daddy cock ‘n ram it up that hole of yours! Yeah, I’d fuck ya raw boy—

Daddysboy43: Oh fuck daddy, I’m cumming—fuck!

BearmanXL: Yeah boy, you’d cum so hard with my big cock up your ass.

Daddysboy43: Oh fuck…yeah, that was so hot! Anyway, I gotta log off—gotta go get dinner with my boyfriend.

BearmanXL: ”Wait, what? No, get back here boy, you can’t just leave me like this! What the fuck did you do to me?”

Continued from here.

Yeah, the trucker was a bit ridiculous, with that ratty “Bubba” hat he wore all the time–even to bed, and his deep southern drawl, but he’d seemed nice enough to Jimmy, and considering they were both headed the same way, he figured it couldn’t hurt to ride with him for as long as the big redneck might have him. However, after a couple of days on the road together, he’d found the trucker was…well, bonding a little too close for his comfort. Sure, Jimmy was a nice guy, but he sure as hell wasn’t a fag, and even if he had been, “Bubba” sure as hell wasn’t his type. Still, they were close to his destination–one more night of unrequited love could be tolerated, right?

He shouldn’t have gotten drunk–that was his first mistake. He’d woken up from a way-too-many black out to find himself tied up in the sleeper cab of the truck, which was parked in the corner of some rarely traveled rest stop. Bubba was up front, saw that he was awake, and grinned. “Good–yer up,” he said, “God damn, I forgot how lonely it gits out on the road, though I’ve been thinkin’ that ya might be just the solution, eh farm boy?” he said, holding up a baseball cap with those words embroidered on it, and putting it on Jimmy’s head.

The effect was immediate. One moment, he was looking at his normal body, and the next, he was someone entirely different–a bit shorter, much stockier and chubby, with a good amount of body hair, wearing a flannel shirt with the arms ripped off, and mud caked jeans. “What the fuck ya do tah me?” he shouted, unprepared for the drawl that came out unbidden. 

Bubba just laughed, and then started kneading Jimmy’s body, tweaking his nipples, and unable to help it, Jimmy let out a moan, and his cock hardened against the dirty denim. Bubba edged him for hours–all day and long into the night, talking to him almost constantly, telling him about how he was going to be his boy, his cub, his lover.

The hat was doing something to his mind, he realized. It was becoming harder to separate out what was real from what wasn’t. His mind was dulling, and he realized that now, he hadn’t even graduated high school, working full time on his family’s farm instead. Now though, he rode around with Bubba, his daddy, trucking across the states–but that couldn’t be right, could it?

It was right enough–Farm Boy, even dumber than Bubba was, wasn’t equipped to challenge the hat, or Bubba’s indoctrination. By morning, he was just a dumb, horny bottom cub, just what Bubba had always wanted.

“A cure? Well, unfortunately Ed, your new condition is, well, a bit more chronic in nature. Yeah, that’s right–you’re gonna be an old, fat fuck from here on out, no matter what you do…well, I mean, there are ways to manage your symptoms, I suppose, though I doubt you’d be very interested.

"Oh, it isn’t complicated, one pill a day will be enough to keep you as your old self, but if you miss a dose–well, you know what will happen. Still, I’m not a charity Ed, if you want me to help you out, you need to do something for me.

"Oh yeah, that’s it, suck on that pouch, you fucking fat faggot. Who’s the fat one now, huh? You have at least a hundred pounds on me, and you’re gonna feel all of it shaking and jiggling when I fuck your ass.

"Oh, the pills? Sure, I have them, but we have the frat house to ourselves this week–everyone else went home for vacation. I think I’ll–enjoy your fat ass for a few more days, before I let you go back to that hot shot body you were so fucking proud of. Now bend over–watching you sob has got me horny as fucking hell." 

There are spirits that live in mirrors–the beings which mimic us as our reflections, and as of late, they have become rather intrigued by this new love of people taking pictures of themselves with the little hand held devices they call smartphones. These spirits, though, while usually friendly, aren’t above being a bit meddlesome. They’ve found that, by twisting the image that gets sent back to the lens, they can radically alter the world outside their mirror, and Max was unlucky enough to be their next victim.

They’d watched him for weeks now, berating the black men who came into the locker room to change, especially the larger, out of shape ones, and the mirror spirits thought he might deserve a lesson. He’d snapped the picture, planning on sending it to a bitch he was trying to get laid with, but the image that showed up on his phone was all wrong. The man was fat, for one thing–very fat–like “having no business ever stepping into a gym” fat. There were other details that were strange too, like a tattoo across the man’s chest reading “I ❤ BBC.” What in the world was BBC? Even the case of his phone was different–where the confederate flag had been, there was now that faggoty rainbow one.

“Aww yeah, there’s my bitch–you been waiting all this time, just for me?” a voice said behind him, and he spun around. It was Ned, one of the heavy set men Max had teased regularly, but when he saw the fat black man now–and the big cock he had in his hand, Max’s mouth watered.

“Yes sir–you know I can’t leave without serving my black masters.”

What did he just say? Max barely had time to register the words that had come out of his mouth, before he was on his knees, Ned’s massive cock rammed down his throat, and he realized the strange picture was now truth. On the outside he was the fat pig, a fag desperate for black cock, but inside, he was still the same–for the moment at least.

My dad is such a prick. He makes fun of me because I’m not as muscular as he is, and even steals my goddamn protein shakes the time. I think that if he knew I was gay he’d pummel me. Still i think I’ve found a way around that little problem.

See I’ve been messing around with many chemistry teacher at school. He’s this chubby bear of a man, and an awesome bottom. I told him about my father, and he suggested a little concoction he uses to pack on the fat himself. I replaced my protein shakes with it, and dad is already putting on weight. The aphrodisiac is just a bonus, really.

Yeah, he can’t explain why he suddenly needs my cum so bad–but he’s been sneaking into my room every night now at least once to suck me off while I “sleep.” I think he’s starting to notice the weight he’s packing on too, but it’s already too late–the shakes are highly addictive–Hell, I should know, since I can’t stop drinking them either. Yeah, that was part of the deal–my teacher wanted me fat too. Still, I think it’s worth it, just to bring my dad down with me, and my teacher loves my fat cock too much to make me a bottom. Looks like by the end of the year, I’ll have two big piggies to fuck. I can’t wait–even if I’ll probably be over 500 pounds by then too.

Dr. Hendricks’ methods were strange, but Rick couldn’t deny that he was more relaxed than he’d ever been in his life. He’d been skeptical about hypnosis at first, but after the first session many of his concerns evaporated, though Hendricks could tell that the stress in Rick’s life needed drastic reduction.

Next came the pills–so many pills. Hendricks was vague about what each one did, and Rick noticed quite a few strange side effects as the weeks passed. He put on weight, for one, and he noticed that his cock and balls were shrinking, but he was calmer, and maybe even a little…more submissive? 

Hendricks still wasn’t satisfied–Rick was the most anal-retentive subject he’d ever seen, and the anal exercises helped alleviate that, but he deemed that full castration was the only real option. Rick had resisted, at first, but why would the doctor lead him astray? And now, whenever the doctor licked his smooth crotch, ramming ever larger dildos into his pussy, Rick knew he’d made the right decision.