Five A.M. and Liam was up out of bed, grumbling and muttering as he started getting his suit on. These fucking unpaid internships–they were the only jobs he could seem to find these days, but all they seemed to do was string him along with possible job openings if he showed real dedication to the team, and then they’d still dump him at the end of the his contract. This was his second one, and thankfully his parents were footing the bill for rent, but maybe he actually had a shot this time…even if in meant having to get up and go into work at the office on Christmas.
It was only after he was dressed in one of his cheap suits that he realized he hadn’t even needed to get up that early at all–he usually got on the road early to beat the traffic, but there wasn’t going to be any traffic today. Hell, there wouldn’t even be anyone in the office today aside from a security guard or two. Certainly not his asshole boss, Marvin, who would be at home with his wife and kid, opening presents while Liam was busy finishing the presentation he would be giving to the board in a couple of days. It was ridiculous–Liam put more effort in at the job than Marvin did anyday, but he was the one getting paid nothing, and Marvin knew it. Still, if it meant landing a real job, it was worth it, right?
He left the bedroom and went into the kitchen to get some breakfast, but froze when he saw the fat, shirtless man scarfing down a pack of cookies and some milk from his fridge. “What the fuck?” Liam said, “How in the hell did you get in here?”
“Well, someone’s up bright and early!” Santa said, “And all dressed for work? Who in the world makes someone work on Christmas day?”
“I don’t–who in the hell are you?”
“Oh Liam, you already know the answer to that question,” Santa said, coming out of the kitchen towards the young man, “But you know what? You work too hard. How about I give you the chance to retire early, eh?”
Before Liam could step back, Santa had shot him with a ray of his Christmas magic, and the force was enough to send Liam stumbling back a few steps, but after only a step or two he felt something behind him, and he fell back into a cushy armchair that he couldn’t seem to remember owning. Still, it felt really comfortable, and he let out a sigh, giving his large apron a rub through the fabric of his favorite silk shirt, his tie knotted up under his third chin so he could feel his fat hang over the collar, and he took a long draw off his pipe, feeling more at ease than he had in years.
“Oh yes, that’s much better,” Santa said, looking at the obese old man in front of him, puffing on his pipe. Liam’s eyes still had a bit of confusion in them, and before he could forget his old self entirely, Santa gave a wave in the air in front of the chair, forming a large, ornate mirror out of nothing, and Liam gasped.
“What in the world!” he said, not even recognizing his raspy, deep voice, “I’m–I’m old!”
He couldn’t take his eyes away from his face, now deeply lined with wrinkles, a thick walrus mustache covering his upper lip and drooping over his mouth, the stem of his large bowl pipe sprouting out from it, puffing smoke. He had a pair of half moon spectacles perched on a bulbous nose, and what remained of his hair was little more than a thin horseshoe of white above his liver spotted ears. Looking around the room, he saw that his cheap apartment was gone, and he was in what appeared to be a huge mansion that he could vaguely recall living in…but this couldn’t be real, could it?
“Now, what should I get a new retiree like you as a present?” Santa asked, chuckling, “How about a new toy to play with in your free time?” He motioned to the fireplace, and a moment later someone fell out of it–Marvin, his old boss. “How about a nice, obedient cub for a perverse old grandpa bear?”
Marvin, coughing and unsure of what had just happened, stumbled to his feet, but something was wrong. He was…shorter? And had he always been this chubby? He looked over and saw his daddy smoking his pipe in his favorite armchair, and his heart started beating faster, as Liam sneered and pulled out his cock from a thicket of white pubes. He might need viagra to get it up, but once it was up, he could be hard for hours. “Should…should I go get a pill daddy?”
“I think so cub,” Liam said, “I think I know what you’re going to be getting for Christmas already…”
Marvin scrambled up and Liam watched his cub, naked as he liked in the house, scurry to the bathroom to retrieve the magic blue pill, and Liam looked around, feeling like there should have been someone else there…but who? No matter, he thought, taking a long draw on his pipe, a horny cub and a long retirement is all he really needed anyway.














