“Come on man, please–get rid of it. I’m so fuckin’ drunk.”

“Aww, but look at that, you still don’t have that nice beer belly I want for you. I think you still need lots more. Let me buy you a few more.”

“No, please–I’m begging you. No more fucking beer, I can’t drink another drop, I just can’t.”

“Hmm, alright, no more beer then. How about this instead?”

“Wait, what? ‘Piss and Cum’? No, come on, please–I can’t do that, I can’t.”

“You can’t? Really? Then you don’t want to get under the table and drink me dry? I see how thirsty you are. Go on pig, get under there.”

“Oh fuck, please no…oh, fuck…”

“Doesn’t that piss taste good? Isn’t recycled beer so much better than the real stuff? It’s going to be your favorite drink from now on, I think. Now suck me off like a good cumdump–you need some protein to go with those electrolytes after all. Oh fuck, yeah…that’s a good job for a newbie. Still, after some more practice, you’ll be giving the best blowjobs here.”

“Practice? No, come on, juts change it back.”

“But you didn’t want a beer belly. Still, it’s going to take a lot longer to plump you up on cum–so you’re going to have to be here every night from now on, begging for it, understand? Now let’s go get you settled in the bathroom. Where else would men use a urinal and cumdump like you? Yeah, and the bar is packed tonight–we’re going to have that gut of yours bulging by the end of the week, I promise.”

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