Yes, especially the seasonal ones from Burgerville.

What, my indirect communication mistake? High school coming out antics, not really all that exciting, but definitely teachable. I told a girl who had a crush on me that I was gay over the phone–she locked herself in the bathroom. Best to do those sorts of things in person.

Uh…what? It’s mostly about the money, I’ll be honest about that one. It won’t be published under my real name, since no one would recognize it, and if I need to come out about anything, I try to only do it in person. I’ve had bad experiences involving indirect communication before.

Most of my friends and family know I write porn for some of my living. One even follows me, and he’s straight–he just thinks it’s interesting. So…not really? Anyone who’s commissioned me can find out my real name easily enough anyway, so at this point, I’m kind of over it. It’s the 21st century. Some people write porn. Some of those people write strange porn. If someone I know can’t deal, so be it.

Again, the only one I saw was that one, which was good enough to post. I try not to judge too harshly–I’d rather more people wrote than not, and I’ve been on the wrong side of bad criticism, both in tone and quality. So, anyone want exposure? I’ll post your captions, and if people like it, I’ll expand it like I will any of my other ones.

That one I posted was the only one I received. There is one I have with an idea suggested that I will write, but otherwise I’m still looking for them.

Not bad, at all, thanks for sharing.

I can try? To be honest, the causation works the other way around. I work from short ideas (captions) to long works (vignettes, and then stories). As I figure out what I’m doing, I’ll try to give hints along the way, and I’ll probably put up samples and teasers as well.

Hopefully Amazon and Apple will carry it. And like I said, I’m still thinking on what’s actually going into the collection. That was just one possible list of several I’ve done up, and I’m not exactly sold on it myself.