(Caption) Arctos: One Size Fits All

October Caption Challenge (13/31)

James put his arms up and checked himself out in the mirror. Damn, these were some sexy fucking shorts, he had to admit. 

One of his friends had sent him a link to this online shop called Arctos, one of those bear gear supply companies. Most of the stuff on there hadn’t interested him that much, but when he’d left, he’d gotten an email with a special offer in it, to try their new One Size Fits All Underwear. It had been a great deal, so why the hell not? He’d ordered it, and a few days later, the boxer briefs had appeared in the mail. 

He had no idea what they were talking about when they said one size fits all though–these things were tight, in the best way, of course. He ran his hands down and gave his cock a grope through the material. He’d have to take a few pics for his friend to show off. 

It was a few days later, after sending them through the wash, and folding them in the living room, that he noticed the tag on the back of the briefs. It did say one size fits all, but it also had a weird little dial that you could spin. It was set to large, which must just be his size, but what, if you spun the dial, the shorts just…got bigger or smaller or something? He gave it a spin in one direction, and the sizes went up, settling on 4XL. Sure enough, the briefs got bigger, right in his hands. As a bit of a laugh, he decided to pull them on, but once he did, he was surprised to find that they still fit him perfectly.

Then again, why the hell wouldn’t they? He was a 4XL usually. He wore the briefs while he finished folding the laundry, huffing and puffing a bit from standing for so long, and when he was finished, he plopped down in his chair for a breather. He gave his gut a rub, then reached down and fondled his cock through the front of the briefs, moaning a bit. Damn these things were comfortable, he’d have to order a few more soon. Finding clothes to fit a big daddy bear like him wasn’t easy after all. Maybe he should take another look at Arctos’ offerings, see what they might have available for a daddy like him.

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