Kevin and Alex had been together for a few years at this point. They had met in college, struck up a relationship, and after graduation had moved to the city together where they pursued their work–Kevin in finance, and Alex in tech. Both of them pulled in a staggering amount of money, and they enjoyed their life together–but the one thing that had just never clicked for them both was their sex life.
It wasn’t that the sex was bad, or that the two young men weren’t attracted to one another. It was just that the sex was, well, boring. Neither of them had ever been much into kink, and given their focus on work, there wasn’t exactly much time for sex anyway. They would suck each other off a couple times of year, and that was about it. While neither of them felt particularly satisfied, with the arrangement, they were happy enough with the rest of the relationship that they generally agreed to just let it go.
However, they were about to discover that 2020 was going to be a year of sexual exploration for them both.
They woke up late on January First, both of them with fairly substantial hangovers from the New Year’s Party they had attended the night before, at Josh’s place. It had been…nice, sort of. Josh was gay, and a good friend of them both, but his parties tended to get wild, and not really in the way Kevin and Alex were comfortable with. When the clothes started coming off after midnight, they had made their excuses and left. Sure, everyone probably thought they were prudes, and maybe they were! There was nothing wrong with that, right?
Kevin went into the kitchen to make coffee, and Alex started piecing together something for breakfast, when they both noticed the odd, golden envelope sitting on the counter. Neither of them had any idea who it could be from, or how it had gotten there in the first place. Alex opened it up, and found the note inside was addressed to them both. He read it out loud:
Happy New Year, Kevin and Alex!
We here at New You Resolutions see that your relationship is, well, a bit stale. Now there’s nothing wrong with that, of course, but a new year, and a new decade, is a great time to finally stretch those limits and boundaries and try something new, and we’re here to help!
This year, we want to push your sexual boundaries, and take your relationship places that neither of you would imagine. Why don’t we start you two off with an easy one?
We resolve to have sex with each other twice every day.
Why don’t you two get going, and we can see what we’re starting with?
Alex was about to comment on how ridiculous that all sounded, when Kevin threw himself at Alex and started kissing him, and Kevin found himself compelled to kiss him back. Looking in each other eyes, they both seemed a bit terrified, and neither had complete control of their bodies as they tore off each other’s clothes, Alex got down, and started sucking Kevin off. He came after a few minutes, and they switched roles, Kevin blowing Alex until he came as well, and then the compulsion stopped, leaving the two men embarrassed and confused in the kitchen.
“What…the hell was that?” Kevin said.
“I have no fucking clue, did that note just…make us have sex?” Kevin said, looking around for the paper, but it was gone–however, a second sealed envelope had appeared…and with shaking hands, he opened that one too, and read it:
Well that was…
Let’s be honest, it was boring. We see the passion, but what you two are lacking is imagination. Here, why don’t we help you two out with a few new interests?
Kevin’s face went pale, when he saw the resolutions below that, and Alex came around, read them too, and shook his head in disbelief. They…couldn’t do that, could they? What sort of fetishes does New You Resolutions have in store for the young men?
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