That sounds way too meta for me. But if I refuse to write this story because it’s too meta, then that means I’d have to be cursed with a meta curse–does that mean I’d get turned into an author who can only get off on stories about authors getting transformed by curses? Or does that mean I’d be inflicted by a curse which would itself be meta–like an author becoming inflicted with the changes he writes for his characters, or perhaps even an author being controlled by a character from his own stories, who he is still in control of by writing him?
See? Too meta. Now look what you did.