The Seventh Day of Christmas

“Ok, what the fuck? Who in the hell actually asks for socks and underwear for Christmas?” Santa said and he leaned over Edgar’s bed. Edgar was in his late 20’s and had always been sensible and pragmatic, and it had served him well so far. Waking up, he stared up at Santa for a moment, before reaching over and grabbing his glasses from his nightstand and turned on the light. When he could actually make out the figure looming over him, that’s when he really freaked out.

“Oh shit, what in the hell are you doing in my room!”

“I’m Santa Claus–I can go wherever the fuck I want, and you still didn’t answer my question–why in the hell did you actually ask for socks and underwear? What the hell is wrong with you?”

“But…but I do need socks and underwear…”

Santa rolled his eyes and looked around the room. The whole place was perfectly organized and tidy, and Edgar looked like he took good care of himself. He wasn’t muscular, but just healthfully slim, and aside from his eyesight there wasn’t anything wrong with him. Santa scowled–how fucking boring. “Well, I don’t know why you need new underwear…I was under the impression that you still loved your old underwear…”

With a wave that knocked away Edgar’s covers, he saw that a few bits of clothing had magically materialized on his body, and looking down at them, he shuddered. They were definitely underwear and socks alright, but not the kind he was used to wearing. It was a ribbed tank, a jockstrap, and two calf length athletic socks, and they were all filthy. The tank was nearly brown and felt kind of crispy, the jock felt like it was actually wet, and the soles of the socks were so filthy they were almost black with his big toes sticking out of the end of both. “What the fuck? These aren’t mine!”

“Sure they are,” Santa said, “You’ve been wearing them for about nine months straight–sleeping in them, working out in them–yeah, you’ve been working out a lot in them, haven’t you, Edge?”

Edgar felt his body start to heat up, his muscles tensing all over his body as they started to swell in size, he groaned in pain, and soon, the underwear that had all been quite loose on him was looking too tight, the tank stretched across his thick pecs and unable to hide the bottom of his abs, the jock elastic cutting into his waist, the pouch distended with  a nearly ten inch cock, the socks stretched to the limit against his size fourteen feet. Something between a week and a half of stubble and a short beard spread across his face and neck, and his hair looked like it had been shaven off recently as well, but had partially grown back in. He reeked of sweat and cum, and it was so fucking fantastic…Edge pulled the tank up to his nose and took a deep sniff off the month’s old cum, piss and sweat, and let out a deep sigh of satisfaction.

The room around Santa had changed as well, reeking of stale air and the stench of men, and we went over and sat down on the weight bench, hauling off his boots, showing off his own filthy socks, and Edge leered at him, before getting down on his knees, shoving his nose into the sole, licking at the grimy fabric, massaging his hard cock through the pouch of his nasty jock. He was already leaking cum, like always, but he lived on the edge–his goal was to never cum more than once a week, just hover on the edge, filled with horny energy, and workout all day long, smearing his precum into his underwear, rehydrating with his piss, and occasionally he would blow a huge load all over himself and sleep, before doing it all again.

Santa had laid all the way back on the bench now, and Edge had his socked feet in the air, his tongue rammed as deep into the old man’s filthy shit chute as he could get it, grinding his cock against the bench. He was so close! He couldn’t stop himself, and he shot all over the bench with a loud groan, Santa stroking himself off to the sounds of Edge’s satisfaction, and then he tucked the nasty muscle ape back into bed, and slipped out of the room. He wouldn’t be needing new underwear for a good long while he figured, and maybe next year Edge would ask for something better.