So when somebody tells you he masturbated to your story do you take it as a legitimate compliment or are you a bit weirded out by this?

Umm…lol, I don’t write these for my own personal amusement, lol. Of course it’s a compliment. However, I especially like getting the notes which usually are like:

“Man, I’m not into scat or anything but <insert story where I used scat> was so hot!”

I like the possibility that I have a corrupting influence on all of you.

*Cackles evily*