“I just don’t see why all of this information is necessary.”
“I assure you, Mr. Kilward, that we use all of the information on those forms in the hiring process.”
“Well yeah, but isn’t it just, a little too…personal?”
“If you’d like to leave, no one is stopping you.”
Zach looked at the door, and then at the interviewer across the desk. He really needed this job, but sexual interests? Number of previous sexual partners? When do you feel the most sexy? He didn’t want to answer any of this.
“Here, I’ll tell you what,” the interviewer said, “Go ahead and leave blank any questions you don’t feel comfortable answering, alright, and we can fill them in later.”
That sounded fair to Zach, and so he hurried through the forms, generally leaving the more probing questions blank, before handing the papers back to the interviewer, who started putting the information into his computer.
“Hmm, well, it looks like you left out the number of previous sexual partners you’ve had, Mr. Kilward, I’m just going to ballpark it, and say…1700.”
“What? 1700, but–” Zach said, but his head was suddenly crushed with memories of hundreds of sexual encounters he had somehow forgotten.
“Yes, and I think you made a mistake here, under sexual orientation. You marked ‘straight,’ but you seem 100 percent gay to me.”
Men, all of them men. How many men had he been with? What was happening?
“Hmm…preferred position? I think, ‘bottom.’ Oh and I love this one–’When do I feel the most sexy?’ Hmm… that’s a hard one, but if I hazarded a guess, I’d have to say, ‘When I’m humiliating myself, acting like a fat pig and begging men to use my like the fat slutty cumdump I am.’”
“No, no what are you doing? Please, please stop!” Zach said, but let out a loud snort of pleasure when the interviewer reached over the desk, pinched his nipples through the shirt and gave them a twist.
“Tell me what you want little piggy, don’t be shy.”
“Oh fuck, can…can I suck your cock *grunt* please sir, I haven’t had a drop of cum in hours and I’m so hungry…”
“Then get under my desk and suck me off bitch, but take it slow–you left so many blanks, it’s going to take me hours to fill it out for you.”