Wooowee, now they’re starting to flow in at a pretty good clip. First of all, thanks for all of the requests and suggestions! It’s always nice getting some fresh ideas from people, but at some point, I just can’t keep up with them. So I want to take a moment to clarify how I will be treating submissions and requests for stories and captions from here on out.

1. Just because you submit something does not mean I will write it for you. Even if I say I will add it to my list, does not in anyway guarantee that I will write it for you. These aren’t commissions, these are for fun, in my spare time. 

2. I choose which submissions and suggestions I’m going to write. There’s no waiting list, it’s all just me and what I feel like writing at any given time. There’s no way to guarantee yourself a spot in the lineup. However, I can say that there are a few ways to…encourage me to pay more attention to your submission over others. Here are a few things that catch my attention more than others.

• If you provide me a picture for a caption, either by submitting a pic, or linking to a picture I can reblog, that saves me a lot of time, because finding a picture to match your suggestion/request often takes as long (or longer) than writing the caption itself. Saving me time = more time I can spend writing your story. 
• Give me something interesting and fresh. Something you haven’t seen me write before. Something challenging. A new way of looking at a tired genre trope. If you just ask me for “more diaper stories” without anything else to entice me, chances are I’m gonna skip right past it. Nothing against diaper stories! But I just don’t feel like writing them all that often. But, if you have a diaper story with a new twist that I like, great! That increases the chance it’ll get written more than anything else. I want to see your creativity here–show me other places to go with my writing. Airplane sex? Sure, why not. That’s more inspiring and strange than most anything else I’ve heard lately! It would probably crash and burn, but hey, I’d give it a try.
• Be a fan! I get a lot of notes from blogs, but I definitely notice and remember those who like/reblog my stuff on a regular basis, and I *really* appreciate that. The better I recognize you, the more likely I’ll be willing to say thanks for your support by writing your request. People who’ve commissioned me in the past might get to jump the line on occasion too. It’s a corrupt system, I admit it, but that’s how I roll. 
• Don’t offer to pay me for these. Go donate to my patreon if you want to support me. I’m not looking to get paid for these, and I’m not looking for more commissions at the moment–I have plenty of stories I have to get done for other people already! 

3. I probably won’t reply to every request and submission. That doesn’t mean I will or won’t write it, it just means I’m saving my time for writing stories, rather than managing every ask and submission that comes my way. 

If this makes you upset….welll….