*Pats you on the head*

Yes you do, you stupid fucking pig, we know. Now go jack off at the window with it open, loudly, where all the neighbors can see and hear you moan like the dumb fucking whore you are.

My personal rule, generally, is to respond to every ask that I get. I consider it a challenge.

No, but I do so enjoy the attention. I’ll admit that. There’s something really satisfying about people trying to get under your skin, but lacking any sort of skill or insight, and watching them flounder.

Like you’re floundering here.

Like, what kind of attempt is this? Is this…an insult? I mean, I guess it would fall into the class of insults, but it’s so bad that I feel like it’s more of a joke. 

But on a more serious note, humiliation is a real kink, and it’s nice to make fun of it.

I mean, it is nice to make fun of people who have a humiliation fetish, so long as you’ve gotten their consent, because they enjoy it. But if that was me, I would be disappointed because you’re lackluster wit just isn’t doing it for me.

Try harder?

It’s all good anon, I do it for you, really.

I mean, I enjoy it too, but also you, you’re special.

OOOOORRRRR;

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Did you really…I mean…aren’t we all faggots here though?

I mean, there’s a very high probability that 99% of the people who read this are faggots? You are probably a faggot too! Hi faggot!

Doesn’t seem to have a whole lot of punch, does it. No real…impact, hmm….

Am I supposed to feel insulted? Did you have to think about that one for a while, to come up with that? Give yourself some time, there’s always next week. Maybe you’ll have something a but better than “drama” and “faggot” by then.

Look! You’re cool, you even came off anon! Glad you have a sense of humor, it’s healthy, keep being you! 

I appreciate the recommendation. I haven’t heard of “The Sound Machine,” but I’ll add it to my reading list. 

As for non-smut, I don’t write much of it at this point. Too much demand for smut. 

See? This is the thing you do! Right here! 

Does no one understand that I can only reply to these things? If you think the things I say are so annoying and bad, why are you engaging with me? 

Just think–if no one puts anything in my inbox for the rest of the night, I will have no other option but to be completely silent. You all have the power here. Thus, I can only conclude that if you all keep asking me shit like this, then all you want is for me to keep being a jerk to you online. 

Well, some people are into it, probably. I don’t kink-shame. Goodness knows, with the shit I’m into, that’s a really bad policy.

*Jiggles the bait a little more*