Author: wesleybracken8258

Hey Anonymous, don’t bother trying to reason with Wesley … Have you heard the phrase “never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel”? It’s Wesley’s blog and he’s a prolific writer – you won’t win!

It also doesn’t help to pick fights with someone who makes being a snarky asshole part of their online persona, but they seem pretty incapable of taking jokes, especially at their expense, so I don’t think they’ll catch on anytime soon.

Not that guy but it really makes me feel sort of sorry for the things you must have experienced in your life to lash out with such hostility against very tame comments made obviously in good faith, of course to you, your responses might seem perfectly fine but that’s even more telling on what you must be used to. While I’m not a big fan of your recent works, I still support you and sincerely hope you will end up in a better place someday.

You do that, and I’ll pity you for possessing such a grand sense of false entitlement that you feel like you can judge a single person’s entire upbringing based on their responses to anonymous trolls made behind a pen name disconnected from their actual identity on the internetz.

Oh no! You have wounded me, you pompous, puffed-up smut-peddler. Perhaps I should just crawl into a corner and whimper because you can express yourself better in an infinite amount of character than I can in my limited amount. Or maybe I can just say that you are proving my point. I wasn’t *sticking* up for anyone by making a statement, and my following you doesn’t make me a troll. You are an elitist with a 9th graders grasp on writing and a bad attitude and I don’t know which is worse

I care about your manufactured umbrage and ad hominem arguments even less than your concern trolling.

Yeah, see, I’m not buying that. If questions were posted for people to see before you responded to them, that would be one thing; but these so called *trolls* that you are commenting on and their annoying questions, you don’t have to answer them or post their responses and nobody would know. The only reason you post them is so that people will agree with you and your snarky rebuttals are the refuge of a man who thinks he’s better than others but in reality just has more time on his hands

Oh my goodness!

Oh, your self-righteous smarm has struck me at the weakest point huddled within my carapace of sarcasm!

Oh whatever will I do, now that you’ve deigned to correct me on the proper way to live my life! Oh Misery! Oh sweet, blessed death, take me!

lolz jk

See, you’re doing exactly what I just talked about–you’re concern trolling. In a very stern tone, you’re trying to let me know that I’m doing something “wrong” (read: something you don’t like) and you think that makes me a lesser person, and feel some obligation to let me know that I’m degrading myself through this “behavior”. All that’s rather beside the point though, because the fact is, you can take that self-righteous bullshit and shove it up your ass back where it belongs.

By the way–shitting all over your keyboard like that? That’s rather ill-advised, but do what you’d like–I certainly can’t stop you.

You open your inbox for questions then acts like it’s a waste of your precious mind to answer them. Why do you keep doing it? Self-flagelation?

Stupid questions are a waste of my time, but not punishment by any stretch of the imagination. Sure, it might be punishment if I cared, but a bad question or a tasteless comment isn’t something I’m going to ever give a shit about. I suppose I could just delete them, but early on I’d decided to answer every ask I get, which I’ve managed to do for the most part. 

Still, some of you out there keep throwing dumb questions and concern-trolling at me and expect me to give a shit about it and not just laugh in your face. I do this for fun, on my terms. If you want to ask me a legitimate question, great. Ill answer it, and I’ll answer it as thoroughly as I can/want, like I have with many other questions. However, if you’re just going to use my inbox as a place to whine and complain about my writing, how much I’m producing, what kind of writing I’m producing, what fetishes I’m using, etc., then yeah, I’m going to laugh at you, come up with a snarky rebuttal, and post it for everyone to see.

See, here’s the thing–more people in my audience agree with me than agree with the trolls, so I figure I might as well give them some comedy to go with their porn.