Do you not submit to the Gay MC Spiral Collection anymore?

I don’t. I had big issues with that site before. It’s under new moderation, and I have to say that @hughmichelsen has been doing a great job getting the site up and running again after the last moderator cut and run. I’ve thought about posting stories there again, but at this point, I don’t need it. Everything I write ends up here, on my tumblr. I’ve thought about reposting stories over there, especially longer multipart ones, so they are a bit easier to read, but it just hasn’t been that much of a priority for me.

How do you come up with names for your characters?

I hate coming up with names for characters. I’m terrible at it. I usually pick a letter on the keyboard, and then think of a boy’s name that starts with it. Sometimes I use lists of baby names. Sometimes I search a random article on wikipedia, and steal names from there. Seriously, I would name all of my characters after single letters if that wasn’t completely ridiculous. That said, I do on occasion use names from people I know, usually when I’m looking for a little personal revenge fantasy.

When you write a “musk” story, which happens to be irresistible or hypnotic, what do you imagine the musk to smell like?( If it’s not specified)

I mean, every guy has their own musk, that’s part of why I like it so much, so what the musk smells like really depends on the character. Stanta Claus, for example, would be sort of like shoving your face in a stale can of spiced coffee mixed with tobacco. But in general, I guess I never really imagine a particular kind of smell–what always matters more to me is the intensity of it.

I’m a guy with some powerful pit stink. I’m also a really heavy sweater. For so much of my youth, I was deeply embarrassed by both of those things, and by the fact that I kind of enjoyed those features of myself. It took me a really long time to accept the fact that that’s just the way my body is. I hate wearing deodorant, and generally only do so for special events where I have to pretend to be a reputable person. I like that, when I’m working, I usually work up a sweat and a stink that I can enjoy, I like how suddenly I just smell myself, and it completely grabs my attention for a moment. That’s what I like about musk. What it smells like isn’t that relevant to me, but the sheer presence of it–whatever it might be, is enough to get me going.

Ruining Mr. Fisher (Part 2)

He gagged, and nearly threw up at the vile taste of the janitor’s unwashed cock, as the man shoved it down his throat. What…what in the hell was he doing? He was straight! He’d never had a faggot thought in his life, and suddenly some strange, filthy janitor was in his office, with his crusty gut shoved against his face, cock down his throat? Gerard kept trying to will the rest of his body into action, but it was like the rest of his body had gone limp as soon as that medallion had started swinging in front of his face, like he was fucking hypnotized or something.

Ned laughed, enjoying the feeling of his victim’s throat gagging around his cock as he thrust deep, grinding the banker’s face into his pubes as his filthy hands ran through way through the man’s perfectly combed hair, over his head, down his neck and under his clothes, stripping back his coat, unbuttoning his crisp shirt and pulling it away from his body, and finally he gripped the man’s undershirt in both hands and ripped it apart, revealing the man’s smooth, waxed chest. “Alright Mr. Fisher, now we git tah the good part. I haven’t done this with anyone else yet, so we’ll be learning together, but I knew ya had tah be mah first.”

The medallion stopped swinging, and suddenly he felt the paralysis lift somewhat from his body. He yanked his face away from the man’s crotch, trying not to throw up, spitting on the carpet. “You disgusting–I’m going to sue you for what little shit you have in this world, and make sure you spend the rest of your life getting raped in prison.”

“Nah, I don’ think so,” Ned said, palming Mr. Fisher’s head in his hand and shoving him back, giving him a clear view of his chest, the other hand holding the medallion, “Let’s see what ya think ‘bout that in a second,” He he pressed the medallion to Gerard’s chest, over his heart.

The gold turned a searing white against his skin, and Gerard screamed, but the pain was as much mental as it was physical. It was like his entire life was suddenly before him, like a huge stone bridge behind him, well constructed and maintained the whole way across, until the entire landscape started shaking, like some massive earthquake. And he watched his life crumble away behind him, and there was nothing he could do. In a matter of moments, the bridge was still there but there were holes, broken cables, missing guardrails, and just as quickly as he’d seen it, it was over–he was in his chair, gasping for breath, clutching his chest. He looked down and found a dark red mark exactly where the medallion had been on his pec–or what had been a pec moments before.

He looked down at his body, and his perfect, gym toned body was no more–he was by no means fat–certainly not as large as Ned by any stretch of the imagination, but he had a flabby gut which showed the fact that he spent his time in an office, coated with a thick layer of hair. He’d…he’d always hated how much body hair he had, and he’d waxed it for years…hadn’t he? But now…now he couldn’t remember doing any of that. He’d thought about it, sure, but it had seemed like so much effort. Same with his hair, which was balding a bit and turning grey. He could fix it up, he supposed, but that would just take so much energy…He got up from his chair and went to the mirror hanging in his office, looking at his pudgy, sloppy self, his messy hair, his stubble coated face, his gut, and he was disgusted with himself, and yet…and yet he…he liked that disgust. His cock was getting hard, why in the fuck was this turning him on?

“A good first step,” Ned said, “We’ll go down further later, but for now, why don’t you get down and finish what you’d started, bitch.”

He fought–but his body simply obeyed. He got down on his knees and went back to sucking the janitor’s cock–and it was still disgusting, but now…now he kind of liked it. He liked the idea that he was debasing himself like this. This filthy slob–this fat failure of a man–it was, suddenly, everything Gerard had imagined, some deep fantasy that had been locked away inside him, but suddenly it was out, and he…he liked it. He liked serving this man, and he happily sucked at the man’s cock, hauling his own dick free from his now ill-fitting suit pants and started jacking off–realizing only after it had started that he’d sprayed a load of cum across the carpet of his office.

“You fucker–you don’t get to fucking cum without my fucking permission!” Ned growled, the medallion in his hand, “You wanna see what this fucking thing can do to you? You want a reason to get this carpet filthy?”

Ned pressed the medallion to the mark over Gerard’s heart, and it was like it…sunk into his body, like a gear into some strange machine of his body. The heat was there again, but now…now it didn’t burn, now it was almost…pleasant, feeling the heat scorch away bits and pieces of his life, forgetting some things and remembering others. Ned pulled the medallion back, and Gerard redoubled his efforts, suddenly remembering all of the hundreds of cocks he’d sucked in glory holes behind his wife’s back all these years, hungry for cum more than anything else, his gut ballooning in size yet again. Ned finally came down his throat, and as soon as he’d finished, Gerard got down and started eating his own cum from the floor–and Ned laughed, and excused himself–reminding Gerard to keep on working late every night, so they could keep having these nice meetings.

The Barnyard 2: Cops and K9s

wesleybracken:

Attention Patreon Supporters! Sorry I missed a special post in January, but here’s another supersized story for all of you, which I hope makes up for it. 

A regular commissioner of mine was really taken with some of the side characters in the first Barnyard story, and asked me to write a companion piece about their adventures that Halloween night. Hope you all like it! As a warning, it features some bestiality beyond just the furry kind. It’s only available to patrons at the five dollar level or more, but don’t worry too much if that bothers you. In the next couple of weeks, I’ll be offering both of the barnyard stories (and maybe a bit of bonus content, regarding Daniel’s Fate) together on Gumroad! I’ll have more details about that when the time comes. Thanks again, everyone, for all of your support over the last year. I never imagined that I could write this silly porn and also make a bit of money off of it–your generosity astounds me, and I hope you all enjoy it! And if you haven’t heard about my Patreon, or want to support it–the link above will help you set up an account and contribute if you’d like.

The Barnyard 2: Cops and K9s

The Barnyard 2: Cops and K9s

Attention Patreon Supporters! Sorry I missed a special post in January, but here’s another supersized story for all of you, which I hope makes up for it. 

A regular commissioner of mine was really taken with some of the side characters in the first Barnyard story, and asked me to write a companion piece about their adventures that Halloween night. Hope you all like it! As a warning, it features some bestiality beyond just the furry kind. It’s only available to patrons at the five dollar level or more, but don’t worry too much if that bothers you. In the next couple of weeks, I’ll be offering both of the barnyard stories (and maybe a bit of bonus content, regarding Daniel’s Fate) together on Gumroad! I’ll have more details about that when the time comes. Thanks again, everyone, for all of your support over the last year. I never imagined that I could write this silly porn and also make a bit of money off of it–your generosity astounds me, and I hope you all enjoy it! And if you haven’t heard about my Patreon, or want to support it–the link above will help you set up an account and contribute if you’d like.

The Barnyard 2: Cops and K9s

Are you or your husband big guys? Or is weight gain just a huge fetish for you? It’s one of mine. Please do more pig stories. Like human pigs on a farm.

I guess that depends on your idea of big. Neither of us our gainers by any means. We’’re both around 6′0″ and 250 pounds. Makes shopping really economical, since we can pretty much always wear each other’s clothes.

Weight gain is a fetish for me, but on it’s own I find it kind of lackluster to be honest. I’m less interested in guys gaining weight, and more interested in guys who suddenly can’t stop themselves from gaining weight–see the difference? The weight gain isn’t the end in itself, but just a symptom of a person’s life unraveling around them. To turn me on, gaining weight has to be more about becoming a slob, than it is about just becoming enormously fat. 

That said, I can write a piggy caption or something for you, when I get a chance.

Are your stories personal fetishes or are you catering (ha!) To the reader?

Oh goodness, if I was catering to readers, I wouldn’t be writing any of these stories, I’d be hopping on the Fifty Shades of Grey Diarrhea bandwagon. This writing of mine is a niche genre within a niche genre. This is about as obscure as writing can get (ok, so it could get obscurer, sure, I suppose). If anything, the fact that I can write this strange stuff, find an audience, and make a decent monthly check from it is a testament to the power of the internet to bring together incredibly distant people together virtually so they can masturbate together.

So yes, these are definitely all my own personal fetishes and interests, down to the scat and snuff and violence and terror and whatnot. Which isn’t to say that all those things make my dick hard, but just that I find their application within the context of this genre compelling and worth writing about. Ok, so some of them make my dick hard too, but whatever. Apparently other people find it kind of interesting too! Never thought that would happen in a million years though. I secretly thought I’d just spend my life occasionally pushing strange stories out into the void of the internet forever and ever by myself. 

As far as catering is concerned, my husband and I do own our own small catering business, so be careful with your puns and funny business.