How much of a slob do are ? Rarely do laundry ? Ratty clothes ? Pizza boxes on living room ? Actually live in a trailer ? Never shave ?

In real life? I’m moderately clean. I usually wear my pants and underwear (and sometimes socks) for a few days at a time, but usually have a clean shirt on. Clothes are usually in good condition, unless I’m actively seasoning them. I have some gear–underwear and socks–which serve as my cumrags and workout clothes when I workout at home, which are…very ripe. Don’t live in a trailer, and I never shave my beard, though I do buzz my hair to the scalp somewhat regularly.