Please don’t make a habit of talking to your followers. You obviously can only handle dealing with fictional people.

See? This is the thing you do! Right here! 

Does no one understand that I can only reply to these things? If you think the things I say are so annoying and bad, why are you engaging with me? 

Just think–if no one puts anything in my inbox for the rest of the night, I will have no other option but to be completely silent. You all have the power here. Thus, I can only conclude that if you all keep asking me shit like this, then all you want is for me to keep being a jerk to you online.