Next time someone calls you out on being an ignorant, hypocritical, smug piece of shit all you need to do is say that you’re from the Pacific Northwest. That’ll say everything anyone needs to know about your personal views without you even even having to explain a goddamn thing.

Now now, stereotyping is rude, don’t you think?

I’d like to think that even if I lived in the Midwest or the South, I’d still be the same ignorant, hypocritical, smug, piece of shit that you know and love. You wouldn’t want me representing the entirety of those regions now, would you? I can assure you that my opinions are my own, and I’d hold them no matter which shitty part of the country I lived in.