No, but I do so enjoy the attention. I’ll admit that. There’s something really satisfying about people trying to get under your skin, but lacking any sort of skill or insight, and watching them flounder.
Like you’re floundering here.
Like, what kind of attempt is this? Is this…an insult? I mean, I guess it would fall into the class of insults, but it’s so bad that I feel like it’s more of a joke.
But on a more serious note, humiliation is a real kink, and it’s nice to make fun of it.
I mean, it is nice to make fun of people who have a humiliation fetish, so long as you’ve gotten their consent, because they enjoy it. But if that was me, I would be disappointed because you’re lackluster wit just isn’t doing it for me.
Try harder?