It’s that time of year again–and it’s coming a bit earlier this year that usual! I have another entry in the “12 Days Saga” for all of you, which will be starting next Monday, though this one’s…a bit different in format, than the previous entries. The reasons for that are several. First, I want the next chunk to be the final entry in the saga. This story and these characters feel fairly well exhausted, and keeping a narrative going though this next chunk was going to be a struggle, so I decided to focus this last part on wrapping up the many loose ends remaining from the previous three entries. Second, while I enjoy the episodic style of stories on occasion, each part has been veering more and more towards a plot heavy narrative. As such, breaking with tradition, the bulk of this entry is going to be focusing on what happens (or I suppose, what happened) at the North Pole between last Christmas, and this Christmas coming up. So, I’m excited to present “12 Months ‘til Christmas” to you all next week, and I hope you enjoy the final chapter in this weird story that started from three weird Christmas porn comics I’d always liked, way back when. So, now would be a good time to catch up, if you don’t remember anything from last year. You can find all the entries here, in reverse order. Or, here’s a briefer recap, if you don’t have time to go read all of that.
PART 1 – “The 12 Days of Christmas”: The elves have had enough of taking orders from Santa. In particular, one elf, named Marty, has decided that it’s time for Santa, and Christmas itself, to become a bit more…naughty than it ever has been before. After consolidating the elves under his control, he…disposes of Mrs. Claus, and then begins manipulating Old Saint Nick. Over a year, while the elves prepare for their new Christmas, Santa is…reprogrammed. Addicted to the elves’ magic cum, he does whatever Marty demands, and soon, a new, leather daddy Santa rides off into the night, delivering naughty toys to the men of the world. But when Santa returns, he has a new Mr. Claus on his arm–a man named Claude–and he exacts some revenge on Marty, turning him into a rubber dildo, and taking control of Christmas back from the elves.
PART 2 – “The 12 Days of Christmas: The Elves Strike Back”: It’s a new year, and Santa departs on his trip around the world, leaving Claude, his husbear, alone at the North Pole with the elves. What Santa doesn’t realize, however, is that the elves, led by the new head elf Timmy–Marty’s old second in command–have surprises planned for both of them, during that night. Claude is dominated by the elves, and forced to free Marty from his dildo prison–furious, and jealous of Claude for winning Santa’s heart, Marty exacts his own, demented revenge on Claude, turning his limbs into rubber gear, and infecting him with a rubber parasite of his own design, which melds to Claude’s body, turning him into a living, rubberized urinal, mounted on the wall of Marty’s workshop. Meanwhile, as Santa does his work, the elf cum he’d been given is revealed to be tainted, making his grow fatter, slobbier, and eventually turning him into a filthy pigman. But Timmy has always loved Marty, and is rebuffed–his unrequited love unreturned. Marty, meanwhile, has plans for Santa, when he returns. He has a love gun prototype, which he uses on Santa in his sleigh as he approaches, unaware that the Santa who is returning is rather…different from the one who he remembers. The now piggish Santa is deeply in love with the elf, and in a cruel twist, Marty finds himself enchanted by the Santapig’s magic, becoming a small, big cocked boar. Marty, desperate to reverse this, locks him and Santapig in his workshop, and doesn’t emerge. Timmy, equally distraught, takes the pieces of Marty’s love gun, and holes himself up in his own office. Meanwhile, the elves–without leadership or a Santa, keep working. Christmas has to go on somehow, right?
PART 3 – “The 12 Days of Christmas: A Whole New Stanta Claus”: It’s Early December, Christmas is weeks away, and Timmy, Marty, Santapig have yet to emerge from their lairs. At last, Timmy emerges, bearing the completed love gun, planning on forcing Marty to love him. He breaks into Marty’s workshop, and discovers the magic was too strong for Marty–both him and Santapig have lost their wits and reason, and are now little more than animals. He’s distraught, but realizes he’s neglected his duties. Thankfully the elves have been working on gifts this whole time, but without a Santa, there can be no Christmas, and without Christmas, the elves will all disappear. Thankfully, there are contingencies in place. With the help of a magical light, Timmy takes off in the sleigh to find a new Santa. The light leads him to a man named Stan–a stodgy, prudish, and rather conservative fellow, who Timmy eventually persuades to become the new Santa Claus…though he doesn’t reveal the changes the elves have made to the usual arrangements. Instead, they plan of making Stan see things their way, eventually. Stan flies off, unaware that he’s delivering leather, and sex toys to the men he visits…but the elves have indicated men who deserve…extra punishment, which Stan himself will be doling out. He is horrified to discover that the kinds of punishments he’d giving all seem to involve filthy, faggot sex…and that the more he does it, the more he’s enjoying it. Stan eventually gives in, and becomes Stanta–a massive, hulking, heavily pierced ad tattooed bear, hungry to punish the men of the world in whatever way he sees fit. His final stop is his old house, where he doles out punishments to his wife and three sons. Two of the boys end up living together as bearish men, but his youngest son, John–Stanta feels compelled to bring him home with him, to the North Pole. John, more than anything, wanted to earn his father’s love, and now it seems he has his chance.
Are you confused? Probably. It’s a long muddled thing. Still, I hope you all enjoy the fourth and final installment. It probably should have been three times as long, and might feel a bit rushed, but I think it’s a fitting end to the whole saga. See you on Monday, and Happy Holidays!
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