I have a huge crush on Wario! And yes, I’ve always been a fan of his depicition in SSB for sure. I…may have, when I was younger, masturbated quite a few times to some of those trophies. Usually Bowser and Wario, though Donkey Kong and Ganondorf got a bit of attention as well.
Did you just say you had a crush on Wario? I thought I was the only one! Especially how he’s depicted in the Smash Bros games, as a beefy, brutish, obese biker with extreme flatulence. I love imagining him fucking some of the other characters, like Solid Snake, Ganondorf, and Captain Falcon, and turning them into obese gassy slobs like him.
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