Here is my pitch: a story in a Wreck it Ralph type universe where all the sexy bear characters from video games get either: a) transported to mod made by some perverted gamer where they are forced to fornicate with each other with no means of escape b) infected with a computer virus that turns them even more masculine and forces them to spread it, corrupting all other characters and the entire game, eventually changing even the player himself!

See, here I was thinking that Roadhog gets a time travel device, and ends up back in the 12th century. There, he falls in love with a young Frederick, and he becomes his knight, helping him unite all of Europe under Frederick’s banner. They switch in bed though–that red bearded bear is a total bottom in the sack.

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