Don’t let all the offended idiots get you down! I absolutely adore your stories, and try to read them all (even if they have content that I’m unused to). They’re incredibly well written and very enjoyable. Don’t stop doing what you’re doing, just because some people are too stupid to stop reading if they get upset.

Oh, I’m hardly down or upset. Rather, I enjoy the opportunity to pontificate. I mean, the troll does have a good point, and it’s one which I have addressed multiple times before, and it’s worth discussing, even if they didn’t really have much investment in any kind of constructive conversation. Luckily, I’m well versed in talking to myself.