“surfing the internet (something he’d never been able to do back in Russia.)” is this what americans actually believe

….No? 

I mean, judging from the number of porn sites that end in .ru, that would be kind of ridiculous.

So is the idea that Russia is sending brainwashed and bodyswapped Russian spies undercover to infiltrate American society???

I mean, unless you know something about that. What I’m trying to say is that “Russians do too have the internets!” is an odd factual hill to die on here in the broader context.

That is, you’re being silly, little troll.