Are you a goofy goober?

Umm…Hmm…

Literally, no. I am not a funny peanut.

Narrow scope, no. I don’t identify personally as a goofy goober. However, wide scope, as urban dictionary says:

Anyone and everyone, we’re all Goofy Goobers. You may think you’re all sophisticated and cool and have nothing to do with “Goofy Gooberness” but on the inside you’re a kid and one of the many Goofy Goobers around the world.

From this, we see that whether one self-identifies as a goofy goober is unrelated to true goofy gooberness. The fact that the set of goofy goobers includes the set of E(x) & A(x) where x is a person, then to deny that I am a goofy goober would require that I not be a person. However, I am a person. Therefore, by RAA, I must be a goofy goober.